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Want to get rid of all the Genocide Generals but don't know how? It's quite easy you know! Just find where the shooting stuff is happening, look 3-5 countries away, find a comfortable city with an Officer's Club, golf course, and plenty of creature comforts, look for a building with 10 metre tall and 2 metre thick wall, mucho razor wire, and surrounded by a tank regiment, nuke it, and presto! 98.3% of the Genocide Generals wasted! Guaranteed!
Look, those silly pricks are falling for it! They really think those are photographs of WMDs!
Genocide General Tom Legg was one of those meaningless, bloodthirsty men who spent far too much time inventing a cool new torture method of interrogation, and not enough watching TV. One afternoon, he slaughtered a mentally challenged politician in an eerie mansion, beginning a chain of events which would eventually lead him to a deadly confrontation with Microsoft in Mongolia...
Genocide General Charles Burghenhof was born on the riverbank in Fiji. He spent his childhood starring in Belgian pornography, but joined a farm in north Australia at an early age. He became famous for outing Cilla Black as gay before dying of trying to be the first man to land on the sun.
An investigation by this website has revealed that Microfart©®TM Winders©®TM is only a rumour.
Everybody connected with this website would like to apologise for everything connected with this wesite, except for the pointy bits with floral lace and a twist of lemon, which are a figment of your mother's imagination.
The Genocide General count on this website is quite low, as the site is hosted quite near the war zone.
If you take a printout of this web page to your local liquor outlet and ask for one dozen bottles of Lime Beer, nectar of the ur-Viles, the owner will laught a lot and punch your lights out.
Although there are still a number of Jehovah's Witnesses loitering with intent on this website, the spell checker is hunting them down as we speak.
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Torture isn't torture except when it is, then it isn't except it's quaint, but when it is it's not, and when it's not it's not quaint, merely creative.
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